Disney’s Wayward Idols
All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.
Disney is a symbol of family values, good morals, and where dreams come true.
Or is it?
Here’s a little something about some of Disney’s squeaky-clean little darlings:
Was it Britney Spears dream to go from mousekateer to sexpot psycho in rehab? I think not.
Lindsay Lohan was that sweet girl from movies like the Parent Trap and Freaky Friday. As a little girl, did she fancy the idea of seeing a jail cell from the inside?
Christina Aguilera's fantasy must have come true when she became an exhibitionist and posed nude.
Let’s not forget about Miley Cyrus and her alter ego Hannah Montanna. Did she aspire to being voted worst celebrety influence two years in a row?
How proud the people at Disney must feel for creating such well bred role models for our children.
Is Annette Funicello the only survivor of Disney stardom?
Why can’t the Disney stars keep their clothes on? I realize that these people are not children anymore and they need to grow up. To prove it, I grew up and avoided porn, drugs, and jail time. I just stole my parent’s car, picked up my friends and went shopping.
It seems to me that Disney has created one poison apple after another. They need to open a new theme park called Recovery Island and fix what they have broken. Rehab Mountain could be the main attraction. This is where you ride on a rollercoaster for days while a therapist delves into your self-destructive behavior and blames it on your parents. After this, you can go to the castle and play sex-addiction-dwarf-hop followed by This is Your Life with Charlie Sheen at the haunted house. At the end of your stay, there will be fireworks and a parade led by Mickey himself doing Daisy Duck.
Disney- The happiest place on earth.
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